Pitcairn Islands

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 GOD'S NOT TALKING

As you all will by now know, God's hasn't answered any of the last 3 letters that I sent him on your behalf. If any of know God's email address, please pass it on to me. I think we will now have to put this matter in the hands of our solicitor.

To our many readers, I will just outline the events so far. As most of the islanders have descended from Fletcher Christian, of Mutiny on the Bounty fame, most of us are called Christian. We are deeply dissapointed that some religious nutters in this world continue, despite numerous legal moves on our part, to call themselves christians, what fekkin right do they have.

Can you imagine the outrage from Ronald McDonald if we called ourselves McDonald! Exactly.

So in desperation we have been writing to God. Apparantly he can be a funny bugger sometimes, starving people and flooding places, and shit like that. But we thought we'd take a chance on it. But, oh no, he doesn't reply does he.

Who the fekkin hell does he think he is?

Posted by Pitcairn Islanders - The Real Christians :: 2:53 AM :: 1 comments

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