Pitcairn Islands
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
PITCAIRN INTRODUCE DEATHLIST
Many of you have asked the Council the question, 'Why can't we have a lottery like everyone else?'.
Well, the answer is 'because we are not like everyone else!'
But, I am pleased to announce the start of the new Pitcairn Island Lottery to be named Pitcairn Deathlist.
On the right you will see my drawings of all the inhabitants of PI over the last ten years. To take part in the Deathlist all you need to do is choose a face, pay your PI£1 at the shop or council office. When all the faces have been chosen I will announce who the faces belong to and the person who chooses someone who's dead will win a share of the money.
Please note anyone attempting to cheat, or actually found trying to 'off' someone will be dealt with severly, and may be excluded from the lottery.
Please also note that I have put in one face of someone who isn't from the Island - we will call this one Eskimo Ed - anyone who chooses that one will weekend away with the woofters.
I currently residing on SS Golden Shower and coming to you through the power of a woofta connection. Haven't a clue what that is.
Posted by Pitcairn Islanders - The Real Christians ::
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Many of you have asked the Council the question, 'Why can't we have a lottery like everyone else?'.