Pitcairn Islands
Monday, March 06, 2006
McBurek Franchise Takes Off
After only a few days of trading we have managed to open our 2nd McBurek's on the Island. The Council can't seem to understand that with only 35 inhabitants we have successfully halved the clientele per branch and the workforce!
I can only foresee bankruptcy ahead.
However, that said if we can increase the inhabitants of the island - then I see no reason why we can't make a go of the whole McBurek cocncept. One of my junior members of staff, a likeable lad by the name of Wong has suggested we now do deep fried battered Bureks. Pure Genius, he's been promoted to Team Leader and we've sold two already.
Well when I say sold, perhaps thats an extortion of the truth. The problem is we have a fledgling economy here and the only coinage we have are pebbles from the beach. This has certainly cut our banking costs to a minimum, but it also means that we have 35 millionaires on the island, 35 multi-millionaires to be exact.
It gets worse. Because the nuveau rich are, shall we say greedy, the have filled their pockets with their wealth, so now we have 35 overstuffed persons with pant pockets the size of bin bags, they can no longer walk to McBureks, we have no staff available to serve the non customers.
I think maybe the boom economy has just gone bang!
Talbot Compact Horizon
PS I am applying to the World Bank for a grant to pay for a new Harbour, if the Pitcairns can have one so can we.
PPS Just heard from the World Bank, apparently we can't apply for grants, because we are as yet an un-named island and they haven't heard of us! Can you belive that pile of bollo%^%$s!
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After only a few days of trading we have managed to open our 2nd McBurek's on the Island. The Council can't seem to understand that with only 35 inhabitants we have successfully halved the clientele per branch and the workforce!