Pitcairn Islands
Monday, March 06, 2006
McBurek's - The New Burger King
Hi everyone,
or as my new mates would say Jebiga!
We have finally circum-navigated the entire island that we are shipwrecked on and determined that we are the only inhabitants.
Jebiga!
'We are now a collection of approximately 35 persons, half of us are Christians, the other half are Wong, I don't mean their incorrect, I mean they are called Wong', as I previously mentioned are new island is entirely populated by 35 persons!
We have held a council of minds and it has been established that our first thoughts should go toward making a thriving economy on the island, that way we will make sufficient money to finance other activities, such as housing and food.
It has further been determined that a fast food outlet is probably one of the quickest methods of making and fast buck, and so welcome one and all to - McBurek's - The New Burger King.
As you can see by the picture the first branch hasn't got drive in facilities - not yet.
The way the council see it once we have established a profit, cars can be purchased, roads built, petrol stations built, and then a drive in.
We reckon that we'll all be millionaires by this time next year. Luvley Jubley!
Having established the building, the name and the location - we are now left with tricky task of selecting a menu. Given that our new establishment is called McBurek's - we have decided to serve that Balkan delight, much like the Scottish delight Haggis, of Burek.
Our next big decision, after pricing the menu, is the naming of our new island. Suggested names so far are New England, New York, New Found Land (?), Jebiga, Stamford Bridge and my own personal favourite - Knotts Landing! I'll let you know.
Posted by Pitcairn Islanders - The Real Christians ::
11:45 AM ::
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