Pitcairn Islands
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Mondrian meets Mundane
As previously mentioned we have decided that the Pitcairns needs to be made more cultural and uplifting for our citizens.
As Leader of this Island community I have brought it upon myself to create a 3 point plan to meet this ideal.
This 3 point plan will be called, ironically, The 3 Point Plan!
1) We will enter the Eurovision Song Contest of 2007, as this will be our bi-Centenary Year, I'm hoping for big efforts by all to achieve our aim and be the only country in the Eurovision who doesn't give 12 Points to either it's neighbouring country or Ireland. As we don't have any neighbouring countries and we are not Ireland, although we are AN island, we don't expect too many votes.
2) We will follow Slovenia into the European Union, we will shortly be adopting the Euro, in line with all new EU countries the word Euro is actually a very embarrasing Pitcairn Island word for the act of Bu%$ery, and no that word is not budgeting! So we won't call it the Euro - we will call it the Uro - which has no embarrasing word associations, except in Brussels where a Uro means much the same as our 'ASBO's'.
3) To stand any chance of achieving Points 1 and 2, we need to dis-associate our British connections, henceforth we will have our own, without a Union Flag on, Flag. This is illustrated in the photo above. As we have the highest crime rate in the world, unlikely ever to be topped, unless Rockall decides to become the next Alcatraz, it's stands to reason that our best artist/designers would be inmates. So we have created the perfect flag to illustrate to the Outside World what we are all about - Sun, Sea, Sky and the Highest Penetentary Population in the World!
Posted by Pitcairn Islanders - The Real Christians ::
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As previously mentioned we have decided that the Pitcairns needs to be made more cultural and uplifting for our citizens.