Pitcairn Islands
Monday, March 06, 2006
The Island's New Name - Slash Out
At an historic meeting of the Island's council it was by a 25 - 11 victory that the island's have been named - Slash Out. This is so bloody annoying on so many bloody levels!
Firstly after 5 recounts it was established we have 36 inhabitants and not 35! We ended up counting the legs of all the members present, adding this to the number of eyes and dividing by six, this gave us a figure of 35.6! So we rounded this up to 36, apparently two dogs and and two goldfish buggered this method up good and proper, but we had to make a decision.
Secondly, the secretary of the meeting is a dyslexic who thinks god is a dog, he's also agnostic so he doesn't believe there's a dog!
Thirdly, the Anonymous person who thinks that I gratuitously write blogs to fit in with my existing photographs has got to be having a laugh!
Oh Well.
All the best from Slash Out Islands.
St. Range
PS My youngest son has now appeared on the local version of Crime Watch and is sueing me for defamation of character!
Who gives a shi% - I'm a millionaire!
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At an historic meeting of the Island's council it was by a 25 - 11 victory that the island's have been named - Slash Out. This is so bloody annoying on so many bloody levels!