Pitcairn Islands

Tuesday, March 07, 2006 THE BIRTH OF A NATION - JEBIGA

Any of my loyal subjects and readers will be shocked by the use of profanity in my blog title. I apologise but after International Red Cross intervention the council of Christians and Wongs have reached a decision that I'm sure will cause consternation throughout the free world. The Islands henceforth will be known as St. Range Land! I am overwhelmed, oversexed and ..... yada, yada.

St. Range Land has to be the highest accolade a man can have, for a country, neigh, an entire island system to be named after oneself.

In line with the islands new policy on ethnic integration, and because the Wongs pronounce words slightly different to us normal people. The islands will be called St. Range Islands, but pronounced Saint Ranji Islands - cool or what.

Talbot Horizon Compact

St. Range, High Commissioner
from St. Range Islands

PS The Pitcairns will be so pissed when they find out - I mean what was the Pitcairns ever named after?

A knighthood will be offered to anyone who answers that question correctly.

Posted by Pitcairn Islanders - The Real Christians :: 3:55 PM :: 7 comments

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